Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation
Cameron has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's about to change with the help of his faithful and hilarious companions, Bobi; the passionate fan, and Rob; who hasn't seen it since childhood. Engage!
Episodes
240 episodes
DS9 Minute - The Search pt 2
The gang wonders what's fake and what's solid in "The Search pt 2!" Bobi thinks about origins, John wants Avengers: Endgame, Cameron sings, and Rob thinks the Federation should just give up. Engage!
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Season 9
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Episode 186
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12:02
186 - Maps and Legends (Sexy Roms & F Bombs)
The gang have some sheer f%&#kin hubris to bring John back to discuss the Picard episode "Maps and Legends!" Troi can fly the ship, Pulaski has a new project, and Picard has more than three friends. Meanwhile, Rob shares a secret about his ...
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Season 9
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Episode 186
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1:23:23
DS9 Minute - The Search pt 1
The gang is back to discuss DS9 faster than Season 3 name drops the Borg! We're discussion the season premiere, "The Search pt 1!" Rob sings sit-com themes, Cam wears his special underwear, Bobi wonders about Odo's bowel movements, and John lov...
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Season 9
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Episode 185
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11:13
185 - Remembrance (Future France & Dog Balls)
The gang leaves TNG in the past as they form some new memories for Picard's "Remembrance." Picard fanboys out, fights a giant roach, and drowns a couple of dogs. Meanwhile Rob is on top of his game, Bobi is not a size queen, and Cameron has som...
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Season 9
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Episode 185
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1:30:22
184 - The Great Character Draft: The Best TNG Episodes for Every Crew Member
Before we beam into Picard and the DS9 Minute Season 3, the Green Shirt crew looks back at TNG with one last hurrah — a Character Episode Draft!We’re each drafting a team of episodes that best represent ...
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Season 9
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Episode 184
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1:24:01
183 - Interview: Tracee Lee Cocco (Lt. Jae)
Tracee Lee Cocco drops in to discuss her career as an actor, including her hundreds of appearances in Star Trek as Lt. Jae and multiple aliens! She shares a chance encounter while dressed as a dog alien, sings a song from one of her first gigs,...
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Season 8
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Episode 183
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58:17
182 - Nemesis (One Wedding and a Funeral)
Steve joins the gang to toast (and roast) Nemesis! Worf bones up, Picard Tokyo Drifts, and Troi steals Beverly's line. Meanwhile John teaches us a new word, Steve comes up with a tongue twister, Cameron wants to end on butts, Bobi gives Worf a ...
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Season 8
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Episode 182
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2:28:17
181 - Star Trek: Insurrection (Foot Bags & Edge Lords)
Newman helps the gang feel young again as they discuss "Star Trek: Insurrection!" Worf sings karaoke, Beverly loves a lllama, and Picard gets into quilting. Meanwhile Cameron steals a snail trail, Rob gets gaslit, Marcy is good at the Trek, and...
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Season 8
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Episode 181
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2:49:07
180 - Star Trek: First Contact (Eye Stuff & Borg Muff)
Marcy is lowered into the guest chair by black borg tubing to help Cameron digest his second contact with "First Contact." Riker remembers the morons, Worf needs some ointment, and Data gets a blow job. Meanwhile Cameron ignites his urine, Rob ...
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Season 8
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Episode 180
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2:27:48
179 - Star Trek: Generations (Pantyhose & Plot Holes)
The gang crosses paths with Abby Sommer to gauge how our emotion chips feel about Star Trek: Generations! Kirk proposes to a horse, Picard has a Tyler Durden, and Geordie gets Clockwork Oranged! Meanwhile Cameron channels Picard's mom, Rob sing...
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Season 8
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Episode 179
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2:34:19
178 - Retrospectacular
The gang is joined by Jesse Bailey and a slew of past guests to look back at the series and podcast, sharing their favorite villains, biggest laughs, and most memorable dildos. You read that right. Engage!Pick up some
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Season 8
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Episode 178
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2:21:45
177 - Top 25 TNG Episodes Collaborative Draft
Marcy joins the gang to work together to determine the official Green Shirt Top 25 TNG Episodes list! Tune in for betrayal, twists, and redemptions! Plus revisiting many of the trailers for our favorite episodes! Who gets veto burned, whose bai...
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Season 7
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Episode 177
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1:44:53
DS9 Minute - The Jem'Hadar
The gang get introduced to "The Jem'Hadar!" Cam washes his mouth out with soap, Bobi is proud of Jake, Rob likes bad boys, John has some force field advice, and everyone has an imdb minute. Engage!Pick up some
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Season 7
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Episode 176
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13:41
176 - All Good Things (Time Surfing & Space Buttholes)
Marcy returns to help the gang over the finish line as they discuss the series finale, All Good Things! Worf pitches a big top, Data gets hit on by a cat, and Picard plays the dildo. Meanwhile Cameron wonders how to get around in the future, Ro...
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Season 7
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Episode 176
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2:38:51
DS9 Minute - Tribunal
The gang gives their strongest defense of "Tribunal!" They prosecute the case against raccoons, are guilty of doing work on vacation, and bear witness to their favorite non-living character on the station. Engage!Pick up some
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Season 7
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Episode 175
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13:15
175 - Preemptive Strike (Food Forward & Looking Fit)
Agent Scott joins the team to declassify "Preemptive Strike!" Picard becomes a meme, Worf is the good cop, and it's all Geordie's fault. Meanwhile Cameron's head canon is broken, Rob doesn't wear flip flops, Bobi parties with Gul Dukat, John pi...
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Season 7
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Episode 175
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1:45:59
DS9 Minute - The Collaborator
The gang work together to discuss DS9's "The Collaborator" in 9 minutes! Rob is a bartchestered binoran, Cameron gets hit close to home, Bobi swallows shit, and John knows how to spell Bajoran names. Engage!Pick up some
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Season 7
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Episode 174
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11:44
174 - Emergence (Bendy Straws & Choo Choos)
Thom Tran boards the Green Shirt express to bring life to the discussion of "Emergence!" Picard leaves the crew in their towels, Data watches old sitcoms, and Riker gives the ship some eyes. Meanwhile Cameron become irrelevant, Rob can't transl...
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Season 7
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Episode 174
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1:29:57
DS90 Minute - Crossover (Gleevil Neara & Slap Jokes)
The gang spend ninety (or thereabouts) minutes staring into the mirror and examining their thoughts on DS9's "Crossover" in this extra long DS9 Minute! Julian is a Dave-Head, Kira likes the temperature just so, and Odo has Play-doh hands. Meanw...
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Season 7
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Episode 173
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1:30:00
173 - Bloodlines (Sh*t Sticks & Podcast Chalk)
Chris Khatami joins the gang to tell dad jokes about "Bloodlines!" Picard gets caught with his relics out, Beverly gets fired from daytime TV, and Riker eats a pie. Meanwhile Cameron names a Hunger Games character, Rob opens our Christmas prese...
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Season 7
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Episode 173
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1:33:44
DS9 Minute - The Wire
The gang revel in the never-ending sacrifice of "The Wire!" John makes HBO jokes, Cameron praises Cardassian covert naming conventions, Bobi TA's Garak's storytelling class, and Rob criticizes Garak's spycraft. Engage!Pick up some
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Season 7
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Episode 172
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13:40
172 - Firstborn (Klingon World & Fun Uncles)
Marcy drops in to surprise Bobi's twin, Drift, to discuss cool uncles, bad dads, and water balloons with "Firstborn!" Picard whips up some biometic gel, Geordie gets out-negotiated, and Alexander gets some Skittles. Meanwhile, Cameron travels t...
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Season 7
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Episode 172
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1:52:50
DS9 Minute - The Maquis pt 2
The gang wonder what it's like to live in paradise as they discuss "The Maquis pt 2!" Sisko laughs at his own joke, Dukat gets his groove back and Quark knows how to handle Lady Spock. Engage!Pick up some
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Season 7
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Episode 171
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12:10
171 - Journey's End (White Guilt & Disgusted Sighs)
John C Meyers joins the gang to pow-wow (we're so sorry) about "Journey's End! Beverly snores, Geordie draws bad boobs, and Picard gets some stank put on him. Meanwhile Cameron find a sacred soda, Rob's parents visit him in a vision, Bobi asks ...
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Season 7
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Episode 171
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1:53:22