The gang accidentally open the wrong file and wind up watching Deep Space Nine's "Civil Defense!" Cam has some advice on porn storage, John has some scootching advice, Bobi has some biometric scanning advice, and Rob has squirrels in his car. E...

Carrie joins the gang to find happiness in "Nepenthe!" Elnor takes a potty break, Lwaxana photobombs Picard, and Jurati does something...asinine. Meanwhile Carrie gets assimilated, Bobi counts candles, Cameron hates getting his face touched, an...

The gang write their odes to DS9's "The Abandoned!" Rob doesn't like to learn the rules, Cameron revisits Myst, Bobi wants Odo to put up a danger sign, and John has dating advice for Jake. Engage!

Marcy joins the gang as we puzzle over Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Raffi leaves Las Vegas, Rios plays with his balls, and Soji's a slob. Meanwhile Cameron keeps his wife awake, Marcy can't meditate, and Rob provides a snack cake update! Enga...

The gang peels back the layer of "Second Skin." We discuss Cardassian decor, hypothesize about a teen Cardassian bedroom, and Sisko becomes a cat. Engage!